{"id":83,"date":"2016-11-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2016-11-06T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-06T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"La pagella di Nemica Amatissima 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>La pagella della mia terza settimana per &#8220;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Nemica Amatissima&#8221;<\/span>, questa volta destrutturata come la cucina &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>10. A <strong>Sorrisi e Canzoni Tv<\/strong>: non ricordo nemmeno il numero di copertine fatte con loro. Oltre 25 &#8230;. E di tutte conservo un ricordo piacevolissimo &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>0. A <strong>Giusy Cascio<\/strong> di <strong>Sorrisi e Canzoni Tv<\/strong>: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Cara Giusy<\/span>, dopo oltre 30 anni di carriera e da un magazine con una storia prestigiosa come quello per cui scrivi, mi aspetterei qualcosa di pi&ugrave; originale della solita frase &#8220;<em>occhio a non sputare sul piatto in cui si mangia<\/em>&#8220;.&nbsp; Dire che &#8220;<em>non amo pi&ugrave; l&#8217;Italia<\/em>&#8221; &egrave;, oltre che falso e offensivo, anche molto paraculo nei confronti degli italiani. Se non fosse che ho troppa stima per gli italiani, mi verrebbe da pensare che tanti gratuiti pregiudizi nei miei confronti, in quanto straniera e in favore di una italiana, non sono altro che i sintomi di una forte insicurezza. Amo l&#8217;Italia allo stesso modo in cui amo il paese in cui sono nata (USA) e il paese in cui attualmente vivo (Hong Kong), ciascuno in modo diverso, senza che l&#8217;amore per l&#8217;uno escluda l&#8217;amore per gli altri. Avevo pensato di fare una copertina con <strong>Sorrisi e Canzoni Tv<\/strong>. Peccato!!!<\/p>\n<p>9. A <strong>Lorella<\/strong>, la mia nemica amatissima. All&#8217;improvviso mi &egrave; apparsa. Si &egrave; materializzata in una riunione per discutere la scaletta e &#8230;s&igrave; &#8230;. Sembra che sul palcoscenico ci incontreremo.<\/p>\n<p>1. A tutti coloro che dicono che la nostra <strong>rivalit<\/strong><strong>&agrave;<\/strong> sia solo funzionale alla promozione del programma. E noi glielo lasciamo credere.<\/p>\n<p>8. A <strong>Di Risio<\/strong> Alberto, <strong>Martelli<\/strong> Massimo, <strong>Rubino<\/strong> Sergio e <strong>Salvati<\/strong> Marco. In ordine rigorosamente alfabetico. Fanno e disfano la scaletta come novelle Penelope in attesa che arrivi Ulisse. Ma chi sar&agrave; mai Ulisse?<\/p>\n<p>2. A <strong>Di Risio<\/strong> Alberto, <strong>Rubino<\/strong> Sergio e <strong>Salvati<\/strong> Marco (Massimo <strong>Martelli<\/strong> era assente e quindi giustificato) <strong>Rovazzi<\/strong> da voi non me lo aspettavo &#8230;&nbsp; I am joking!<\/p>\n<p>7. A chi ci sar&agrave; e a chi non ci sar&agrave;. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">L<\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8216;importante <\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&egrave; che ci siate tutti voi che ci amate<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>6. A <strong>Elizabeth<\/strong>. Adora i cani e vive la giornata nella speranza di incontrare un amico a quattro zampe. Sarebbe stato pi&ugrave; facile accettare un programma sugli animali.<\/p>\n<p>5. Al <strong>tempo <\/strong>birichino. Speravo con tutte le mie forze in una domenica di sole da trascorrere all&#8217;aria aperta. E invece &#8230;. in camera a studiare il copione.<\/p>\n<p>4. Al <strong>fuso orario<\/strong> che ancora non se ne &egrave; andato. Non &egrave; facile dormire solo un paio di ore per notte.<\/p>\n<p>3. A chi non ama le <strong>pagelle<\/strong> (Rubino escluso e giustificato per via del trauma che ha avuto da piccolo).<\/p>\n<p>2. A chi si ostina a storpiare il mio nome. L&#8217;ultima in ordine di tempo la <strong>Rai<\/strong> (ma sar&agrave; quella ufficiale?) che ha twittato &#8220;Heater&#8221; che significa riscaldamento.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>HPA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; English Version &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Report Card for my 3rd week during &#8220;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Nemica Amatissima<\/span>&#8220;, this time, destructed like a kitchen &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>10. To <strong>Sorrisi e Canzoni Tv<\/strong>: I truly can&#8217;t remember how many covers I have had with this magazine. Probably more than 25 &#8230;. And, I keep dearest each and every one &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>0. To <strong>Giusy Cascio<\/strong> of <strong>Sorrisi e Canzoni Tv<\/strong>: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Dear Giusy<\/span>, after more than 30 years of an amazing career and from a magazine with such a prestigious background that you write for, I was expecting something a tiny bit more original than a run-of-the-mill dull phrase, as &#8220;<em>beware not to bite the hand that is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/em>&#8220;.&nbsp; To say that &#8220;<em>I don&#8217;t love Italy<\/em>&#8221; is not only false but offensive, and, you sound like a cunning opportunist towards the Italian public. If it weren&#8217;t for the high esteem I have for the Italian people, the first thing that comes to mind is that your preconceived notion and discrimination towards my person, as I AM a foreigner and in favor of an Italian woman, are nothing but symptoms of strong insecurity, as in an unstable meekness. I love Italy, as I do the <strong>United States<\/strong> where I was born, and, <strong>Hong Kong<\/strong> where I have been living with my family for the past 7 years, each and every one in a different way, without Love taking anything from either. I was thinking about doing a new cover with <strong>Sorrisi e Canzoni Tv<\/strong>. What a pity!!!<\/p>\n<p>9. To <strong>Lorella<\/strong>, my nemica amatissima (beloved enemy). Out of the blue she appeared. She materialized in a meeting to discuss the script and &#8230;. Yes &#8230;. It seems that we will be meeting in Studio 5.<\/p>\n<p>1. To those who say that our <strong>rivalry<\/strong> is only a sly operation to promote our 2 television events. And, we will let them think just that.<\/p>\n<p>8. To <strong>Di Risio<\/strong> Alberto, <strong>Martelli<\/strong> Massimo, <strong>Rubino<\/strong> Sergio and <strong>Salvati<\/strong> Marco. Rigorously in alphabetical order. They do and undo our script like Penelope awaiting Ulysses. Well, who in the world will this Ulysses be?<\/p>\n<p>2. To <strong>Di Risio<\/strong> Alberto, <strong>Rubino<\/strong> Sergio and <strong>Salvati<\/strong> Marco (Massimo <strong>Martelli<\/strong> was absent and is justified at this point) I would have never imagined <strong>Rovazzi<\/strong> from you guys &#8230; I am joking, of course.<\/p>\n<p>7. To those who will be with us on that magical stage and to those who will not.<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> It is important that the ones that sincerely love us, be there<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>6. To <strong>Elizabeth<\/strong>. She adores dogs and lives each, and every day, hoping to find one to play with, at every appointment we go to. It probably would have been easier to accept a program regarding animals.<\/p>\n<p>5. To the &#8216;Dennis the Menace&#8217; <strong>weather<\/strong>. I was wishing for a sunny Roman Sunday in the open air. Instead &#8230;. I am studying up a storm in my hotel room.<\/p>\n<p>4. To <strong>Jet lag<\/strong> that still haunts me. It isn&#8217;t easy sleeping only a few hours each night.<\/p>\n<p>3. To those who do NOT like <strong>Report Cards<\/strong> (Rubino is excluded and justified since he had a childhood trauma).<\/p>\n<p>2. To those who continue to distort my name. Last, but not least, the <strong>Rai<\/strong> (please don&#8217;t tell me it is the Official one?) that did a tweet calling me &#8220;Heater&#8221;.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>HPA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; La pagella della mia terza settimana per &#8220;Nemica Amatissima&#8221;, questa volta destrutturata [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_angie_page":false,"page_builder":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherparisi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}